Hurry!!!

My days are generally filled with little chuckles. Some I forget and others I tuck away for a day when chuckles are NOT abounding. This is one I have tucked away and thought I should share:

We have LOADS of wild turkeys that like to live on our property and Rebekah has decided they are her "friends" and we need to take care of them. I have not succumbed to feeding them as she would like and DEFIANTLY will not be letting them sleep in her bed as her royal highness has requested. These large "friends" of Rebekah's like to line themselves up in middle of the road and "squat" there, never budging. The other day we were coming home and I saw in the distance there were some "squatters" in middle of the road and I thought to myself..."I have 2 options. 1, I can slow down and wait while they take their own sweet time moving from the road. or 2, I can speed up and try to get them to move a little quicker." Well I chose option 2. So here I am speeding up to get these "friends" out of the road and all I hear from the back seat it "Hurry little friends. Hurry little friends. hurry. hurry. hurry little friends. Yea, you hurried and Mother did not run over you!!" Good deal. :)