Its a funny little world I live in, a world full of smelly boys, stinky feet, and no milk in my fridge. A world where people+dirty dishes don't match up. Today I happened upon another interesting little fact in my world I thought was a point to ponder. You see I washed and dried 4 days worth of laundry today and as I was folding it an interesting thing happened; as I reached the bottom of the basket I started to fold the socks and uMMerware last as my mother taught me to do, and as I did so I noticed that there was a strange number of uMMerware and socks on my male chickens piles. At first glace you may not think twice but I having sooo much wisdom in my little head just waiting to come out saw this for what it truly was; A study on boys and underwear. So I will explain in my true form of studies and once again copy write this before someone tries to steal this and make millions off it. So with out further ado I present:
Boys and Underwear
A Study By
THE Bethany J. Bennett
First Subject: Michael
Age: 6.7 years
Personality: Methodical, Sensitive, and Always Prepared.
Number of underwear used in 4 days: 6
Number of socks used in 4 days: 5
Second Subject: Justin
Age: 8.11 years
Personality: Speedy, Careless, and cannot be bothered by small details.
Number of underwear used in 4 days: 2
Number of socks used in 4 days: unknown. there was only 1.5 pairs of socks found in the laundry basket
So you see once again there is so much to be learned from children even in dirty underwear.
1 comment:
As I said before, just because that's the number Justin managed to get INTO the laundry doesn't mean that is ALL he wore...however, I am thinking you may not want the rest of it by the time it turns up =) Happy Mommidom!
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