Needed: A person to interpret my words into "boy".
Requirements: Interpreter must be female, and have the ability to speak "boy". Must know the difference between 'indoor play" and outdoor play" for example; indoor play does not include climbing on walls, three legged races, football playing, and throwing your brother off the top bunk as well as 'flying' off the top bunk.
Compensation: The knowledge that you have helped a mother keep her sanity and a good cup of coffee
For more information please see the crazy Mom who lives at the Bennett home.
2 comments:
OOOOOooooo pick me! I volunteer to be the interpreter. I know fairly fluent in "boy". Maybe we can do some lessons at Christmas but I would love to come to your house and do them now.
Love, Mom
buy your ticket, you can room with Rebekah. She is a great co-sleeper, you will never wake up from her kicking you, hitting you, or with her bum in your face.
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