ode to a patootie

I want to call my patootie,
I pick up the phone and dial a patootie,
Will my patootie answer?
Will she hear my voice?

I want to to talk to my patootie,
My patooties phone keeps ringing,
Where is my patootie?
Why is she ignoring me?

I want to talk to my patootie,
does she want to talk to me?
Mommy says Nope cause she is a Big Pot Deal!
Whatever that means...