Sayings To a certain chicken...

I have a VERY busy Chicken in my house. If any of you have had the chance to meet number five you know he keeps me on my toes. The following are a few of the things I find myself saying to my two year old...

"Please dont drive your car on the baby."

"Lets NOT climb on the table."

"No, the baby does not need a sip of your juice, thank you for sharing with him."

"Please do not share your animal crackers with Cole."

"Lets NOT throw our cars down the stairs."

"Lets NOT ride our bikes down the stairs."

"Lets NOT put a pillow on the Baby."

"How about we try eating our food instead of wearing it?"

"No, Im pretty sure the baby does not need 5 tissues."

"Kayle, the reason Cole is on the table is so he is safe from YOU!"

"Please put the paint brush down."

"Thank you for throwing all the folded laundry on the floor."

"how about leaving the knife on the counter, thank you."

"Lets go take a nap."