Chicken Happenings

Well we are settled in our new home. Right. Smack. In. Middle. Of. Town. Yup, we took our country chickens and moved them into town. Well as you can imagine there are a few things we have to do differently "in" town, things I did not think I would have to tell my chickens about. The following are just a few of the things we have discovered our chickens doing:

1. Dumpster Diving- an activity that involves a neighbor filling the dumpster in the ally with leaves and chickens number 3 & 4 taking turns literally "diving" headfirst into the dumpster.

2. Indecent Exposure- an activity that involves a nameless chicken peeing on our neighbors front yard. When chastised about this activity the chicken in question simply said "I was behind a tree."

3. Reckless Endangerment- an activity that involves 3 special little chickens taking turns shooting their arrows at our neighbors house. When chastised about this activity their defense was simply "We were taking turns like Papa said." Thanks Dad.