This notice is to inform you we have in our possession your Bible. We are asking only a few things from you.
If you cooperate we will return you Bible to you un-harmed.
These are our demands:
-You must visit your grandchildren 20 times a year.
-Take care of Papa so well that he cries.
-Talk to Mommy 20 minutes everyday.
-Ignore Aunt Heidi trying to talk to you.
-Send your grandkids 3 whole boxes of pears.
-Ride 8 miles on your bike.
-Finish one crossword puzzle everyday for a week.
These are our demands. We will be contacting you do discuss the location of the drop.
Sincerely,
Your Bibles Kidnappers
3 comments:
Hilarious!!!! Okay they are really your kiddos and have a great sense of humor. Thanks for letting me know that you found it. Tell them that Aunt Heidi and I laughed really lots and lots!
Those are some pretty strong demands. The love is communicated well.
lol! :)
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