August 17, 2009

Held for Ransom

This notice is to inform you we have in our possession your Bible.

We are asking only a few things from you.

If you cooperate we will return you Bible to you un-harmed.

These are our demands:

-You must visit your grandchildren 20 times a year.

-Take care of Papa so well that he cries.

-Talk to Mommy 20 minutes everyday.

-Ignore Aunt Heidi trying to talk to you.

-Send your grandkids 3 whole boxes of pears.

-Ride 8 miles on your bike.

-Finish one crossword puzzle everyday for a week.

These are our demands. We will be contacting you do discuss the location of the drop.

Sincerely,

Your Bibles Kidnappers

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!! Okay they are really your kiddos and have a great sense of humor. Thanks for letting me know that you found it. Tell them that Aunt Heidi and I laughed really lots and lots!

Rebecca said...

Those are some pretty strong demands. The love is communicated well.

Carla said...

lol! :)