January 4, 2013

You know you're number six when...

You know you're number six when you are "ridden" more times than you can count.
You know you're number six when you have slept on a dresser, and no one seems to see anything wrong with this.
You know you're number six when you are actually excited to be in your crib.
You know you're number six when you're not sure if you even own a toy.
You know you're number six when you have no idea what personal space is.
You know you're number six when at 18 months old your mom tells you to "dry it up" the one time you choose to voice an opinion.
You know you're number six if the only way to get a hot breakfast is to wake up at 6am.
You know you're number six when "timeout" is your haven.
You know you're number six when people in your life refer to you as "number 6".
You know you're number six when you respond to someone saying "number 6".
You know you're number six when you have no problem eating food left in your seat from the previous meal.
You know you're number six when you can climb into a cooler, have the lid shut, and get a bloody nose without crying once or uttering a word.
You know your number six.
Yup, that just happened.

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