a baby chicken

We found out we are expecting a baby chicken come late summer. I think the gestation is a little off considering chickens are only pregnant for 26 hours and then the baby chick is out of the egg within a month, so I may have a new bone to pick. However, this new little chicken has created quite the stir in the Bennett home and as is our trend we blog...

"So the baby is in your leg today Mommy."

"Noooooo, its in my tummy."

"ummmm God told me that when its teeeeny tiny its in your leg."

"okay, Im done arguing, I need a nap..."

"mommy, your tummy is not fat."

"thank you for noticing."

"well soon it will be FAT FAT FAT."

"again, thank you"

"So I really hope the baby is a boy."

"Why?"

"so I can still have my own room"

"I'm pretty sure thats not how it will work..."

"oh....well I still hope its a boy, boy babies are WAY cuter then girls."

"so does this mean we get a new house?"

"no, it just pretty much means we will be extra cozy."

"oh, that stinks."

"mommy, the baby took a shower with you."

"um, yea I guess in a way."

"No, Mommy, he has a teeeeny baby shower in your belly."

"thats a little disturbing."

"Your belly got FAT!"

"Happy to see you too!!"

"the baby is like this big right now"

"this big?"

"No, this big."

"oh, guess I don't need to go to the doctor now."

ahhh yes hopefully the blog-er-riffic stories will keep coming, but until then, I need a nap...