Tonight may be the last time I EVER let Brittany do anything. I may never let her leave the house ever again. Her world as she knows it will soon change radically. You see, when my oldest child leaves the house for any reason, she leaves in her absence a trail of sorrow and hardships for her dear mother. I don't think she means to be so cruel, but she is. She is leaving tonight for her first 'all night-er' at church with all the girls from her Wednesday night class. She will be gone and this is what I will have to deal with:
"Mommy, wheres my Bit-ney?"
"Mommy when is my Bit-ney coming home?"
"Why can not I go with Bit-ney?"
"But I am big."
"But I NEEEEEEEED my Bit-ney."
"Mommy, my Bit-ney needs to come home right now!"
"I can NOT sleep without my Bit-ney!"
What a cruel, cruel child I have. Yup, I think tonight will mark the end of life as she knows it.
1 comment:
You should just get Bekah a turtle, turtles are the answer to everything!
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