Today was crazy busy with running around town, so busy in fact that I did not get to the grocery store until 7:30pm. Somthing I will NEVER do again. I dont know what it was about that time but there were rumblings to be heard in the galaxy.
Another time another place and the pesents behave beautifully, not so today. There was something dark at work. Somthing that can only be attributed to the "dark" side of libby.
You see we had a simple mission, to aquire a few rassons for the village. One would think it would be easy to asertain these items. But we were wrong. I miss judged the enemy.
Once inside the market place we were gathering our supplies and two of the young peasants said they needed to visit the "facilities". I urged them to come right back, and not to become distracted and most of all to remember the teachings of yo-momma.
As I was paying the clerk for our supplies the young peasants approached me sheepishly. I noted that they had some sort of "liquid" on their cloaks and an odd smell.
I asked if the evil emperor pee body was about. They hung their heads in shame and nodded yes. Then they go on to tell me that the emperor caught them off guard and they had to fight back the only way they knew how, and so my young peasants were caught up in the great pee war of rosouers.
They fought valiantly. They won the battle. But yo-momma is gonna win the war!
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