It has come to my attention that some people reading this blog ARE in fact taking me seriously and are not reading it with the proper inflection in their voice. I being the concerned author that I am will try to clear things up for those of you who may be struggling. The following is the “ratio of sarcasm to document” you should be using. I have broken the ratio down into five areas that may need clarification. Feel free to copy and paste this to your personal files so you have a point of reference when reading anything authored by me in the future.
Disclaimer: The following chart is an average and may need to be adjusted at times. The author Bethany Bennett does not accept responsibility for the misuse of said chart.
Reading: A Normal Letter from Me
Level of Sarcasm: 75%
Reading: An E-mail from me
Level of Sarcasm: 85%
Reading: My Blog
Level of Sarcasm: 100%
Reading: My Status on Face Book
Level of Sarcasm: 99%
Reading: All Other Documents
Level of Sarcasm: 90%
I hope this clears everything up, and you now can read anything I have penned with the proper amount of sarcasm. This is so very important to me, it really, really is.
2 comments:
I cannot imagine anyone reading or listening to anything that our family writes or says and not knowing that there is ALWAYS some level of sarcasm.
It's so nice to know that you are following in the true Anderson family tradition.
Love ya! Mom
This is me, laughing out loud. Right now.
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