Play Dough Study

I woke up this morning to a raining day, so I decided to try something really crazy….make homemade play dough for the first time ever! I know, I live life on the wild side, maybe one day I will calm down but hey, you are only young once right? Much like the “Anesthesia Study” I now believe you can predict the outcome of even play dough making with children. I know you are thinking that I really do have so much untapped knowledge just waiting to be, um….tapped. Believe me this is just the tip of the iceberg. Anyhow here is the synopsis.

pLaY DouGh 101:
Subject #1: Rebekah Bennett
Information Available on Subject: 41 months of age. Curly hair. (That should have been a sign) Quick to act. Shows no sign of self control.
Synopsis: Almost burned hand not once but twice. Did not wait for the ingredients to be properly measured.
End Result: A lumpy, sticky, mess that has yet to “set up”. See Image Below.

Subject #2: Brittany Bennett
Information Available on Subject: 9.8 yrs of age. Precise. Pays attention to detail.
Synopsis: Re-Measured the ingredients when handed to her. Slowly poured each carefully measured amount into the pan. Carefully stirred paying attention to keeping the spoon on the bottom of pan. When pouring out the mixture the subject slowly carefully poured it into a perfect circle.
End Result: Smooth and ready to use. See Image Below.

Subject #3: Justin Bennett
Information Available on Subject: 8.7 yrs of age. Emits a desire to pay attention to the details. It is also evident that the subject can’t sit still.
Synopsis: At first there were careful movements but about 30 seconds later the subject appeared to be in a hurry. The subject attempted to slow down when reminded but clearly was distracted.
End Result: Slightly Smooth, Slightly Lumpy. See Image Below.

I am going to be copy writing these two studies, I know there are people out there who may what to plagiarize this amazing information.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY PHD ALREADY!?!?!